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    Friday, December 2nd, 2005
    11:20 am
    Discuss

    I found this on Mugglenet.  Discuss.

    Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus: A Mere Proverb or an Important Clue?
    An original editorial by Bojana Kenda

    I went to a Latin session the other day, and there was some talk about JK's extensive knowledge of the above mentioned language. So there I started thinking -- not about the meaning, but about the significance of the saying Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus (or, Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon). Obviously, it must be VERY important, or JK wouldn't have made it a part of the Hogwarts' Coat of Arms, and it wouldn't have been put before us on the very first pages of the books. Therefore, I believe it is a clue worth exploring.

    Now, what exactly does "Never tickle a sleeping dragon" mean? Well, it means exactly what it says, of course ;-). If there is danger (or a dangerous individual/group/situation) ahead of you, or you are threatened by it, don't go and provoke it! In other words, if a dragon is asleep, leave him be; don't wake him up with tickling and laugh at him like you've just done the prank of a century. He won't appreciate it.

    So we understand the meaning of the proverb -- but what does it have to do with Hogwarts? Why is it a part of its symbol? The definition of symbol goes as follows: a shape or design that is used to represent something. According to that definition, "Never tickle a sleeping dragon" is to represent Hogwarts as an institution. To me, that doesn't make any sense. It has nothing to do with teaching young wizards and witches to do magic. Or does it?

    To perhaps understand why those four particular words were put on the school's crest, we must go back to the time of the Four Founders. They obviously had a good enough reason to choose this wording. Now as we know, they all cooperated perfectly until Salazar and Godric had a quarrel and Salazar consequently left the school. Could he have been the "dragon" whom the other three have accidentally pushed over the edge of patience by (metaphorically) "tickling" him and realized that it was a mistake?

    We don't know the full details of the dispute that took place there and then, so for all we know, Godric could easily have done something to provoke Salazar, something he perhaps thought was rather amusing and Salazar did not (I'm mentioning only Godric here, since the argument was said to be mostly between the two of them). That could be possible: Salazar as a parselmouth was connected to the snake, and therefore to the dragon (draco) as well.

    And since we know what terrible consequences the quarrel had -- a Basilisk was left in the Chamber of Secrets in order to kill as many muggle-borns as possible -- the saying could've been put on the crest as a warning for future generations never to mess with someone so dangerous. This is one possible interpretation, and if so, the saying should not be regarded as a clue, but simply as a reaction of Godric, Rowena and Helga to Salazar.

    Another alternative to the interpretation of Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus can be the following: each of the four words represents a particular House. Draco as "dragon" would therefore represent Slytherin, since there is a relation between dragons and serpents, and the serpent is Slytherin's animal. Dormiens as "sleeping" would then be an equivalent to Hufflepuff, if we relate the house mascot, a badger, to sleeping. I'm not saying badgers sleep through all of their lives, but they are nocturnal animals, which means they're active during night time, and so they usually sleep, while humans, snakes, eagles, lions, etc. are normally awake.

    Next, we have Nunquam as "never," which could stand for Ravenclaw. Before you start laughing, I realize how ridiculous this may sound, but it's the only connection I could come up with. If we focus on the raven instead of the eagle (which is the official house animal) in regards with Ravenclaw, Edgar Allan Poe's famous (and my personal all-time-favourite poem) "The Raven" comes to mind. Those of you who are familiar with the poem will surely recall the well-known "nevermore" that the speaker of the poem repeats (correct me if I'm wrong) eleven times. Twelve times actually, if we count "nevermore" and "never" as well. That's more than enough for anyone who has ever read the poem to subconsciously connect this particular word with it. Ravenclaw = never(more) = Nunquam.

    Now all that we're left with is Titillandus as in "to tickle." This can be related to Gryffindor (though not too much to its lion), since Gryffindors like to go looking for trouble, or better said, "be brave," tickling dragons if they find it necessary. Moreover, Gryffindors like to joke around (remember George, Fred, Lee, the Marauders, etc.), which is not a characteristic that can be as easily applied to any other House. And tickling is, of course, a thing one usually does in a joke, to have fun.

    And there we have it: Draco, Dormiens, Nunquam, Titillandus = Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor. To be honest, this was what came to my mind when I first opened PS/SS, and I didn't even know what those Latin words meant, I simply assumed they said "snake, badger, eagle, lion" (not necessarily in that particular order, though).

    However, my guess is, there's probably something more to it. Keep in mind that JK has a habit of leaving clues all over, and how could she have possibly resisted putting something important in the last place we would have thought of looking? After all, why should anyone pay attention to where the story doesn't even begin to take place yet? Well, it still could be a trick for that matter, but let's explore it a bit nonetheless.

    Now, everyone wants to know how can/will Voldemort die/be destroyed. This is perhaps the one thing we've asked ourselves most often, ever since we first figured in PS/SS that he wasn't altogether gone. Could the stated proverb reveal that mystery? I would very much like to believe that, but Voldemort is neither "sleeping" (he is VERY active, or at least he will be in the future books), nor is, as far as I'm aware, a popular target for "tickling"; so I don't really see in what way a parallel could be drawn here. (If you have any ideas however, please e-mail me here.)

    Leaving Voldemort aside, another person comes to mind as the "Draco" (and this is perhaps even more interesting!), namely Draco Malfoy. If so, we can interpret the saying in a way such as: "Never tickle Draco (Malfoy) when he is sleeping". And if we take sleeping and tickling in a metaphorical sense, we can understand this simply as "Don't provoke Draco, if he doesn't present a danger to you." And why would anyone deliberately provoke or challenge him? It is always he that annoys and irritates Harry, thus provoking him to do things that get him into trouble.

    However, Harry has always, in a way, been provoking Draco just the same, as unintentionally as he might have. Yet he is still guilty as charged. There's been a war going on between them ever since they've met, and Draco was not the only one attacking (and of course we're all glad he got some of it back!). Anyway, what really hit Draco was when Harry put Lucius in Azkaban. That, I believe, gave Draco reason enough to hate Harry for life and to become (literally) his mortal enemy. I'm afraid we can expect some notable danger from him in the future; even close cooperation with Voldemort. Furthermore, my prediction is that Draco will be the one finally bringing Harry to Voldemort (or vice versa) and "arrange" the final confrontation. Hence, tickling a sleeping dragon will bring Harry face to face with a very dangerous enemy.

    So, this is my view on the matter of Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus. Whether I'm right or wrong, and the saying is either important or completely insignificant and coincidental, I hope the mystery will be clarified before the series' end.

     



    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: Handel's Messiah
    Friday, November 18th, 2005
    8:22 am
    You like me, you really like me!!!

    Good grief, people! Laurel_TX has brought the petition to have me update my blog. You win! Apparently high maintenance children are no excuse. Here goes:

    Why I think Dumbledore's animagus is Hedwig

    by teh_wifear

    Because it just is. That's why.

    Reason 1:  Hedwig is a snowy owl. Snowy owls are not indigenous (that means native to all you dummys) to England. It's an oddity. So is Dumbledore.

    Reason 2:  Do YOU ever recall seeing Dumbledore and Hedwig in the same place at the same time? Go ahead, I hear the pages flying of all you HP freakoids who have the pages with Dumbledore already tabbed for "reference purposes". YOU LOSERS!!!! (mine are blue)

    Reason 3:  Do you remember when Hedwig was gone for a while during the last summer and Harry was worried about him because he was gone so long?  Then Hedwig finally returned but with an injury?  Remember where the injury was?  10 points for the person who remembers where the injury was.  Remember when Dumbledore returned from the summer?  What was wrong with his old hand-y-pooh?  Oh, yeah, that's right, it's from an injury he ACQUIRED OVER THE SUMMER!!!!  Gosh, this is too easy. 

    Reason 4:  Where has Hedwig been since Dumbledore died?  Hmm????  I DEFY YOU TO GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!! 

    Reason 5:  Because I said so.

    Now, go on with your bad selves and go see the movie.  That's right, you heard me.  Call in sick like you did when you worked at PRETZEL TIME in college and go see the movie.  Truth is, your boss is probably going to be having an "extended lunch meeting" today, too.  He'll be coming back from that meeting with butter stains on his tie.  Mark my words oh ye little minions, mark my words!!!

    Ok, my question for the day: 

    Can you prove me wrong on my Hedwig/Dumbledore theory?  Discuss.

    P.S. I'd like to give a "what what shout out" to annaschmidt who is the bread queen and is filling my home with happy homemade bread.  Will you marry me? 

     



    Current Mood: geeky
    Current Music: my gulping coffee
    Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
    9:47 am
    Why Halloween is the best holiday EVER!!!
    Ok, I know there are those of you who are reading this and saying to yourselves, "No way Halloween is better than Christmas." I am here to tell you that you are wrong. You are just brainwashed by your inner child who still thinks that there is a Santa Claus that is going to come bring you prizes. Halloween is way better than Christmas and I'm going to tell you why. You will believe, oh yes you will.

    Christmas requires, nay expects, that you spend hundreds of dollars. Christmas is rude.
    Christmas means that you are obligated to spend the entire day with extended family. Should you have the joy of both sets of families living in the same area, you are expected to spend hours with both sides. Should one side only receive 3.5 hours rather than 4 because you have to get on the freeway and drive half an hour to get to the other family's house, they are quite upset and you spend the extra 30 minutes that you would have gained convincing them that you do indeed love them and that you didn't show up just for presents. Trust me, I can buy my own bag of potpourie at the dollar store and don't need to drive a half hour out of the way to get one from you for free.

    Have you ever had your family complain that you didn't spend enough time with them on Halloween? I think not. Halloween is just good clean fun. All of the fun of a holiday without the guilt trips. No need to drive across town, no need to cook lame-o food. And best of all:

    NO NEED TO GET UP AT 5 AM TO COOK SOME STUPID TURKEY THAT'S JUST GOING TO BE DRY AND GROSS ANYWAY!

    Halloween allows you to sleep in and that alone is good enough for me.

    Current Mood: cranky
    Saturday, October 29th, 2005
    9:15 am
    Ballgowns
    Ok, so most of us don't have the pleasure of having a gay husband that will ask us if we want to go ballroom dancing. However, should the day come when that dream comes true, I've come up with a list of do's and don't's for your ballroom ensemble.


    1. Apply false eyelashes. Apparently, the ones that God gave us are crap.

    2. When you think you have applied enough eye makeup, think again. A good 2 more layers should do it. Also, blending is bad, very bad.

    3. Go fake tanning. There is a sub-rule here. Don't just go once and think you're ok. You're fooling yourself. You need to go 3 times. IN THE SAME DAY so that you get that lovely orange glow. It will stand out with the eyelashes.

    4. Bleach your hair yourself at home. The hairstylist will claim that they are a "professional" but don't be swayed. No professional is ever able to achieve that bright, brassy blonde like Lady Clairol.

    5. Get fake boobs. Preferably 2 cups larger than what you think is appropriate for your frame.

    6. The most important rule: Pick a dress that is bright, piercing, sparkly and of a color that is NOT found in nature.

    These time tested ballroom dancing rules are tried and true. Don't mess with them. Unless you want to lose and lose badly.

    Current Mood: awake
    Current Music: Jacob's voice
    Thursday, October 27th, 2005
    10:25 am
    The funniest thing ever
    To all of those of you who are midgets or who have a certain "little" someone near and dear to your hearts, either don't read this or GET THE FREAK OVER IT!!! Midgets are just plain old funny. Good old fashioned American fun. I want one for a pet. I want to brush its hair and name it "Chimichanga". I want to dress it in tutus and feed it milk from a bowl. My dear husband showed me this video that just reminds me how much I want a midget. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/ratperson.html Whoever came up with ebaum's world needs something sweet given to them in heaven. Not Dove chocolate, mind you, like JKR is getting, but perhaps some Fun Dip. Mmmmmmm Fun Dip. . . .

    Anyway, here's the question of the day. If you were at Hogwarts, who would you date? There should be a two part answer, one person from the past generations and one from Harry's. My answer: I would like to say that I would have dated Dumbledore or perhaps Lupin, but alas, I would have wanted Tom Riddle and Draco Malfoy in the worst way. I am ashamed. Very ashamed.

    Current Mood: Got midget fix
    Current Music: John Mellencamp "In My Time of Dying"
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